We’re into language here. In addition to our flagship trademarked phrase, Don’t Harsh My Mellow® We have also trademarked several additional phrases a/k/a wordmarks below. At the moment, these items have limited availability. They are currently available only on the specific t-shirt and colors below.

We’re working diligently on making all the tee’s with our “other phrases” available in a multitude of color combinations like we have for our flagship phrase. After we have done that, we will be making these “other phrases” available on many other types of items such as long-sleeved tees, hoodies, etc.

CAUTION: Be careful not to get “lost” on this page. There are over 500 Other Phrases. Before exploring this page, first we encourage you to check out our primary product line in the other sections of the menu: Men’s, Women’s, Kids, Headwear & Other Stuff.

Until then, if you have a special request such as one of these phrases in a different color combination and/or one of these phrases on a different type of item, long-sleeved tee, hoodie, etc. – just send your request through our Contact Us page. We should be able to create what you’re looking for within approximately 48 hours.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

1. Popular
2. More Harsh
3. Mojo
4. Vibe
5. Karma
6. Zen
7. Chill
8. Buzz
9. Official Definition
10. Music & Arts
11. Current Culture/Pop Culture
12. Religious
13. Mellowology™ - Way of Life – Spiritual 
14. Bro
15. Dude
16. A Little Edgier
17. AA & NA 12 Step Programs
18. Some People Hear “Marsh” instead of “Harsh”
19. Spanglish/Spanish
20. Plant & Natural Medicine 
21. Sports
22. Holidays/Seasonal/Special Occasions
23. Her Special Occasions
24. Business
25. Travel/Vacations
26. For Babes
27. For Dudes
28. Other
29. Custom Phrases
    
    
    

POPULAR

Don't Be a Mellow Harsher™
Don't Harsh The Environment™
Lose the Harshitude™
Don't Harsh My Mojo™
Don't Harsh My Zen™ 
Don't Harsh My Trip™
Don't Harsh My Vibe™
Save The Drama...You're Harshin' My Mellow™
Don't Harsh The Office Mellow™ [as seen on The Office TV show - (S02-E20) & (S08-E22)] 

MORE HARSH

Lose the Harshitude™
You're Harshin' My Mellow™
Why Ya Harshin' My Mellow?™
What's With The Harshitude?™
Don't Be Harshin' My Mellow™
UnHarsh Your Mellow™
Don't Harsh My Natural High™

MOJO

Don't Harsh My Mojo™
Bro...Don't Harsh My Mojo™ 
Bro...You're Harshin' My Mojo™
Bro...Why Ya Harshin' My Mojo?™
Bro...Don't Be Harshin' My Mojo™
Bro...Where's Your Mellow?™
You Can't Save Your Mojo For Tomorrow (it Expires at Midnight)™
Don't Be a Mojo Harsher™

VIBE

Don't Harsh My Vibe™ 

KARMA

Don't Harsh My Karma™
You're Harshin' My Karma™
Why Ya Harshin' My Karma?™
Don't Be Harshin' My Karma™
Don't Be a Karma Harsher™

ZEN

Don't Harsh My Zen™ 

BUZZ

Don’t Harsh My Buzz™
Buzzamus Maximus™ 

OFFICIAL DEFINITION - DON'T HARSH MY MELLOW® FLAGSHIP PHRASE

Don't Harsh:  "don't mess with"
My Mellow:  "my chilled-out state of mind"

MUSIC & ARTS

Don't Harsh My Rhythm™
Don't Harsh My Harmony™
Don't Harsh My Music™
Don't Harsh My Tunes™
Don't Harsh My Gig™

CURRENT/POP CULTURE

Don't Harsh My Mellow® is a little “edgy” and the lingo is still only used by those who “get it.” Although, it has gone somewhat main-stream. Its popularity has steadily grown over the years. The phrase or some variation of it (the lingo) can be found in publications such as Time Magazine and others. It has been used in at least 17 television shows and at least 3 movies. For details, please visit the Our Story page.

We’ve also taken the liberty of connecting our lingo in other ways - to pop/current culture and additional movies etc.

Don't Harsh The Office Mellow™ [as seen on The Office TV show - (S02-E20) & (S08-E22)]
Don't Harsh Uncle Charlie's Mellow™ [as seen on 2 ½ Men TV show – (S01-E20), (S06-E02) & (S06-E02)]
You Had Me At Mellow™ [parody on a Tom Cruise character in movie - Jerry Maguire] 
Got Mellow?™ [parody on “Got Milk?” slogan]
My Other T-Shirt Has A Skull On It™
Just Mellow It™ [parody on Nike’s “Just Do It” slogan]
The Harshinator™ [parody on an Arnold Schwarzenegger character in movie The Terminator] 
Don't Ever Lose Your "ness" - You Need It To Go With Your Mellow™ [reference to an Owen Wilson character in movie - You, Me & Dupree
Don't Harsh My Mellow (I'm a Local)™ parody – Bill Murray in film What About Bob. He wears a tee shirt that says “Don’t Hassle Me – I’m a Local”
Dudeamus Maximus™ [reference to the Russell Crowe character, Maximus Decimus Meridius, in the 2000 feature film, Gladiator]

[Have any ideas for this section? Feel free to make suggestions through our Contact Us page. If we use your idea we’ll send you a free tee shirt with the phrase]

RELIGIOUS

Thou Shalt Not Harsh Thy Neighbor’s Mellow™ [reference to Bible verse Mark 12:31 – “‘Love your neighbor as yourself. No other commandment is greater than this.” NLT] 

Harsh Unto Others Only As You Would Have Them Harsh Unto You™ [reference to Bible verse Matthew 7:12 – “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”]

MELLOWOLOGY™ - WAY OF LIFE - SPIRITUAL

Live According to the Laws of Mellowizm™
Get In Touch With Your Inner Mellowness™
Study the Art of Mellowology™
Don't Harsh My Universe™
Don't Harsh My Chi™
Don’t Harsh My Feng Shui™
Don't Dwell On Stuff™
Don't Harsh My Inner Peace™
Don't Harsh My Natural High™
Enlighten Your Mellow™
Harsh is to Ying as Mellow is to Yang™
Don't Harsh My Serenity™
Don't Harsh My Yoga™ 

BRO

Bro... Don’t Harsh My Mellow™
Bro... You’re Harshin' My Mellow™
Bro...Why Ya Harshin' My Mellow?™
Bro...Don't Be Harshin' My Mellow™
Yo...My Bro...Don't Harsh My Mellow™ 
Bro...Don't Harsh My Mojo™
Bro...You're Harshin' My Mojo™
Bro...Why Ya Harshin' My Mojo?™ 
Bro...Don't Be Harshin' My Mojo™
Bro...Where's Your Mellow?™

DUDE

Dude...Why Ya Harshin' My Mellow?™
Dudeamus Maximus™ [reference to Russell Crowe character, Maximus Decimus Meridius, in the 2000 feature film, Gladiator]
Dude...Don't Harsh My Mellow™
Dude...What's With The Harshitude?™

A LITTLE EDGIER – MARIJUANA/MAGIC MUSHROOMS/BOOZE

Don't Harsh My High™
Don't Harsh My Buzz™
Don't Harsh My Hangover™
Don't Harsh My Trip™

AA & NA 12 STEP PROGRAMS

Don't Harsh My Therapy™
Don't Harsh My Recovery™
Don't Harsh My 12 Steps™
Don't Harsh My Program™
Don't Harsh My Sobriety™
Don’t Harsh My Serenity™

SOME PEOPLE HEAR “MARSH” INSTEAD OF “HARSH”

Don't Marsh My Mellow™

SPORTS

Don't Harsh My Pre-Game Mellow™
Don't Harsh My Dive™
Don't Harsh My Workout™
Don’t Harsh My Swing™
Don't Harsh My Wave™
Don't Harsh My Yoga™ 

HOLIDAYS/SEASONAL/SPECIAL OCCASIONS

Don't Harsh My Christmas™
Ho Ho Ho...Don't Harsh My Mellow™
Don't Harsh My New Year™
Don't Harsh On My Parade™
Don't Harsh My Concert™
Don't Harsh My Festival™
Don't Harsh My Picnic™
Don't Harsh My BBQ™

HER SPECIAL OCCASIONS

Don't Harsh My Pregnancy™
Don't Harsh My Honeymoon™
Don't Harsh My Wedding™

BUSINESS

Don't Harsh My Deal™
Don't Harsh the Office Mellow™
Don't Harsh My Negotiations™ 

TRAVEL/VACATIONS

Don't Harsh My Flight™
Don't Harsh My Trip™
Don't Harsh My Mellow (I'm a Local)™ parody – Bill Murray in film What About Bob. He wears a tee shirt that says “Don’t Hassle Me – I’m a Local”
Don't Harsh My Vacation™
Don't Harsh My Cruise™
Don't Harsh My Mellow (I Just Got Back From Vacation)™

FOR DUDETTES

Dump the Chump™
He's Harshin' My Mellow™

FOR DUDES

It's Guy Code™
She's Harshin' My Mellow™

OTHER

You Must Be Drinkin' Your Own Kool-Aid™
Now What Did I Do?™

COMING SOON

[we’re working hard on getting all these phrases added soon. In the meantime, if there is one in particular that you really like just shoot us an email and we’ll move that phrase to the top of our list for you. We’ll have it created for you within 48 hours and we’ll notify you via email]

All Phrases/Wordmarks and images above are trademarked and ownership is hereby established and protected via Common Law in accordance with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO). All Phrases/Wordmarks and images above are offered for sale in the USA in all 50 States and worldwide and all trademarks are established and protected via Common Law in all 50 States and worldwide.